she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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