this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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