I only kidnapped one of them. chill
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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