kristin has been a bad kristin
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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