she smelled like a LAN party
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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