Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You were trust falling into bushes
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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