It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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