thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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