Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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