you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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