just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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