spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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