Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
i out mim tonsoeep
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