Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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