Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
