we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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