Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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