In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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