i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Randomize
