oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We left an ass print on the piano.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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