I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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