So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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