laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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