So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Non-Jews are for practice
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
