I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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