after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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