when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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