dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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