I think i peed on brittanys purse
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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