i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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