: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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