This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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