Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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