Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
id be glad to
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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