I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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