you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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