i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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