I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Dick very happy bro
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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