I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize