Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize