By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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