just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Randomize
