we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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