Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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