He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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