Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
