Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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