Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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