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Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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