its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
