idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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