For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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