so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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