her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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